And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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