Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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