There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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