chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he thought i was a dude.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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