Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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