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(304): View more from West Virginia

My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.

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(518): View more from New York

Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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(260): View more from Indiana

I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...

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(904): View more from Florida

The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped

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