My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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