I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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