he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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