Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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