How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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