Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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