Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
this will be a night to untag.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just pee around me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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