Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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