we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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