I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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