So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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