So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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