i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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