Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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