My brain says no but my pants say off.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize