More tranny stories later!
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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