I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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