I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
your room smells of hookers.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted