she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours