I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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