Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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