He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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