She announced her abortion via fbk
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it glows. i had to have it.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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