I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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