belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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