Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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