Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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