I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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