What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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