Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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