Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I will be naked everywhere
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
the raccoons are back...
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