when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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