Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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