You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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