I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When did angry sex become our thing?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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