What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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