Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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