North Korea, Best Korea!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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