Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
how does that bad decision feel?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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