I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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