But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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