? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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