I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
