Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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