Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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