i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
