Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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