Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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