I want to stick my p in your. b.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So. Much. Porn.
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