We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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