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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?

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  By definition I think it does.

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  So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.

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• (408): View more from California

  Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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• (562): View more from California

  cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi

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• (831): View more from California

  No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.

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• (631): View more from New York

  we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms

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• (510): View more from California

  He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You can't call dibs 8 years later.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life

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