Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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