sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.